Cat Jokes and Riddles | Cat Years To Human Years Calculator

You'll love this collection of cat jokes and riddles!

Feel free to use them on your kitty cat, they may know the answers!

🐾 A Catnip Delight of Cat Jokes 🐾

Click on a joke to reveal the answer!

Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

What do you call a pile of kittens?

Why did the cat sit on the newspaper?

What is a cat’s favorite color?

Why don’t cats like online shopping?

What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do cats wear to sleep?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why do cats make great singers?

What’s a cat’s favorite breakfast?

What do cats do when they fail a test?

What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?

What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?

Why did the cat sit next to the fishbowl?

What do you call a cat who loves to bowl?

Why don’t cats play poker in the wild?

What is a cat’s favorite song?

Why do cats make great detectives?

What do cats use to make coffee?

Why did the cat get locked out of the house?

What do you call a cat who becomes a doctor?

Why did the cat bring a ladder?

What do cats do when they disagree?

What kind of cat works for the police?

🐾 Cuddly Cat Riddles 🐾

Hint - the answer isn't always a cat, some are tougher!

Click on a riddle to reveal the answer!

I have whiskers, but I don’t shave. I love to purr, but I don’t talk. Who am I?

I sit on your clothes, your couch, and sometimes your food. I never ask for permission. What am I?

I have eyes that glow at night, but I’m not a ghost. Who am I?

I roll across the floor, and kittens love to chase me. What am I?

I knock things off tables for fun, and I don’t clean up. Who am I?

I am small and fast, and cats love to chase me. What am I?

You can feed me, but I don’t eat. You can shake me, but I don’t move. What am I?

I make a purring sound when I’m happy, but I don’t have a motor. What am I?

I sit in the window all day, watching the world go by. What am I?

I am usually filled with sand, but I’m not a beach. What am I?

I love to climb trees but hate being rescued. Who am I?

I steal your chair the moment you get up. Who am I?

I scratch but don’t get in trouble. I help cats sharpen their claws. What am I?

I sometimes sleep on your keyboard, but I never type. Who am I?

I use my tail to communicate, but I don’t speak. Who am I?

I am soft, round, and filled with fluff. Kittens love to play with me. What am I?

I flick back and forth when I’m excited, but I never make a sound. What am I?

I nap for 16 hours a day, but I still act tired. Who am I?

I have tiny spikes on my tongue, but I don’t bite. What am I?

I stare at you while you sleep, but I never tell you why. Who am I?

I am soft and cuddly, but sometimes I get stuck in your throat. What am I?

I drink water with my tongue, but I don’t lap it up like a dog. Who am I?

I make biscuits, but I’m not a baker. Who am I?

I always land on my feet, even when I fall. Who am I?